Shocker: Suspected Walmart Flasher Is A Homeless Sex Offender

Louis J. Levine (Myspace)Hendy didn’t like that response, so he punched the boy twice in the abdomen, then let Kamari ride away on his scooter. He then called the boy’s mother several times to say he had to discipline her son for being a smart mouth kid. When the little boy returned home 45 minutes later, he was sweating profusely and shaking with severe bruising to his midsection. […]

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Michael Ratliff Took His Kiddo Hooker Shopping

The men insisted they meant no harm and that the traps were meant for wildlife, specifically bunnies and wild boar. Police didn’t buy that explanation, nor does Schoeffler.Hillsboro, Texas—Debra Jeter and her husband were going through a divorce…caught in the middle of that divorce were the couple’s two daughters, ages 12 and 13. Just last week, Debra was granted permission by the court to see her children over the weekend. She picked the girls up at their fathers house, telling them she had a surprise them. And what a surprise that was. Now one of those little girls is dead and the other is recovering in the hospital.

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The Daily Bite

Spartanburg, NC – Tracey McSwain, 40, was arrested for hitting and attempting to bite a police officer after assuming the “Crane Stance” and claiming to be The Karate Kid.Princess Cut Hands drew closer, Youre Maytas ghost. I hear him talk to you sometimes.

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Steven Pinel Fails At Killing Sleeping Wife, Succeeds At Breaking His Neck

HOBBS, NM – Patrick Waits was arrested Tuesday and charged with burglary and unlawful entry after walking into a stranger’s home, doing some chores, and making himself some food.NEWBURGH, N.Y. C Back in April we reported on LaShanda Armstrong, the 25-year-old mother who killed herself and three of her children when she intentionally drove her minivan off a boat ramp and into the Hudson River.

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Child Rape Suspect Dragged From Burning Home

New Jersey — Here’s a classic example of why some of us get a bit worried whenever laws named after children are passed. Two New Jersey teens were 14-years-old when they sat on the faces of 11-year-old and 12-year-old schoolmates, with their naked asses. Why? Because they are 14 and stupid. But because of Megan’s Law, these two teens will have to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives.Mayor Charles Crowley said he wants a school-wide policy put into place to prevent such an incident from happening again. He also ordered the school department to pay for the psychiatric exam the child had to undergo as a condition of returning to school. So keep that in mind any of you little psychos out there who want to vent their frustrations out on paper…just draw scenes from stories in the Bible and you will be A-OK. […]

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Missouri Teen Dies After Taking Drug He Thought Was LSD

Brisson’s cause of death was listed as blunt force trauma and asphyxia, so I’m figuring you guys are smart enough to figure out what happened there.At roughly 2am Sunday morning Hubert and her boyfriend had an argument. Police say that alcohol was a factor in the argument, which is odd since most 2am Sunday arguments I have are about (and caused by) puppy dogs. As a result of the argument, Hubert decided the unidentified 37 year-old man would look more handsome with a knife in his chest.

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Girls’ Soccer = RAWR!

“He’s not really a violent person,” said a neighbor who wishes to remain anonymous. “I am shocked to be really, really honest.”Here is a more outlined description of what we are looking for. If you plan on lowering your bar by writing for us, as we stated before, it helps to have some examples for us to look at. If you don’t have any, write something up. And remember, one well-written write-up don’t mean shit to us if you cannot reproduce it consistently. We are not looking for Pulitzer Prize winning material, people, we are looking for entertaining reads on a regular basis. If we want a guest blog, we will specifically ask for one (and speaking of, if any of you bloggers want to guest blog, contact us as well). So if you do not think you can produce content consistently, thanks but no thanks. Anyway, her we go: […]

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